Story

=><= You have to go to Central Park for your next class but have the full morning to get there - How do you wish to travel? [[Walk 60 blocks]] [[Take the train]] [[Uber]] [[I can't decide]]

=><= Wow, ambitious. You start off on your journey uptown and realize you haven't had breakfast yet [[Buy an 8$ latte]] [[Go to CVS for a granola bar]]

=><= Train it is! Not the N though.. Or the Q.. Or the R.. Definitely not the 4, 5 or even the 6.. Hmm. [[Take the W]]

=><= Are you pooling or feeling spendy? (mouseover-append: "pooling")[even though you fear strangers]. [[Uber Black]] [[Uber Pool]] (set: $uberstar to $uberstar - 1) (if: $uberstar <= -2)[Your previous Uber driver gave you a $uberstar rating.]

=><= Well, you have no money left but at least you're caffeinated. (click-replace: "caffeinated")[drugged] Onwards and upwards! [[Keep walking]]

=><= This CVS doesn't have what you're looking for - try another? [[Go to CVS for a granola bar]] [[Buy an 8$ latte]] (set: $cvs to $cvs + 1) You have visited CVS $cvs times (if: $cvs >= 3)[[[Wow.. Maybe I should try a Walgreens -->Go to CVS for a granola bar]]] (else-if: $cvs >= 4)[Nevermind, that was a CVS too..]

=><= You've been waiting for 30 minutes and need to get away from the subway performer who keeps staring at you [[Wait 5 more minutes]] [[Walk 60 blocks]] [[Uber]] (set: $uberstar to $uberstar - 1)

=><= You paid 50$ for an Uber Black uptown. You took a nap in the back and when you get there you're dropped off a block away - looks like you have to walk. [[Buy an 8$ latte]] [[Cross the road to the park]]

=><= This ride takes you 1 hour. The girl next to you has told her about her most recent fight with her cat even though you didn't ask about it and the guy that got in the front seat is trying to sell you weed. You make it to the park but need something to de-stress (you didn't buy the weed) [[Buy an 8$ latte]] [[Find a bar]]

=><= Your patience has been rewarded, the W arrived and you found a car which isn't too full- is that...- could it be?? [[Go inspect]] [[Get off and switch cars]]

=><= IT IS. The pole dancing subway rat! You've been blessed. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gC79qCu_4qc" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> The train makes it to Central Park and though it takes you 20 minutes to find the right exit, you made it.

=><= In your attempt to switch cars to escape the horror, you missed the train. [[Walk 60 blocks]]

=><= You took an Uber Black, you have no sense of direction (especially after the nap) and you got lost between the drop off and the park. [[Take the W]] [[Uber]] (set: $uberstar to $uberstar - 1)

=><= That drink did the trick! You have 30 minutes to get to the park and head over. (click-replace: "That drink")[Those 10 drinks] You have no idea where you are when you leave the bar. Great. [[Walk 60 blocks]] [[Uber]] [[Take the train]] (set: $uberstar to $uberstar - 1)

=><= Man, this walk sure is long.. Wait-is that a pink squirrel? (mouseover-append: "pink squirrel")[ wearing a hat]. [[Follow squirrel]]

=><= You shake your magic 8 ball and it tells you to: (either:"Uber","Walk","Train"). (mouseover-append: "ball")[which you always have in your back pocket] [[Uber]] [[Walk 60 blocks]] [[Take the train]]

=><= You've sang "I would walk 500 miles" from beginning to end 30 times, meaning you made it to the park. You were almost run over buy a jogger and a carriage 4 times but you made it. The caffeine shakes have almost worn off. You made it.

=><= (alert:"You realize you've been chasing a plastic bag for 8 blocks.") Maybe the coffee wasn't coffee after all? [[Keep walking some more]] [[Give up and Uber -->Uber]]